*thinks about girls* my god………………jesus….how
*plans life around having a rich significant other*
HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM
why is everything so awkward tonight like a public safety dude just walked by and was like hey how are you so of course i just said good and asked him how he was and he answered but was like not so good like how do i respond to that like couldnt you just say good and then leave it be
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.