dewbug:

*thinks about girls* my god………………jesus….how

cute barista: alright you're all set, have a good day!
me:
cute barista:
me: so what are we?



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Title: In a Week (feat. Karen Cowley)

Artist: Hozier

Played: 1418 times

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

solwara-meri:

Jessica Williams 

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

why is everything so awkward tonight like a public safety dude just walked by and was like hey how are you so of course i just said good and asked him how he was and he answered but was like not so good like how do i respond to that like couldnt you just say good and then leave it be 

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

orgasmic-humor:

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

says a bridesmaid to a waiter 

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